An absent-minded person
It was a sunny April morning, the people in the city had already begun their Monday routine. All of them ressembled machines that were programmed to do different things,that is probably why they seemed to live only in their thight universe not seeing beyond it, not noticing the beauty of the nature, hearing neither the beautiful songs that the birds sang nor the terrible noise made by the traffic.
On one of the many streets of the great city, a man holding a briefcase was walking in a very strange manner. Not only did he step in all the holes that were in that street but he also fell a few times. Nevertheless he did not appear to be drunk, he seemed more like a man that had a lot on his mind.
As he was walking towards the railway station he heard the voice of a woman calling his name. He continued walking without turning back as he knew that at that hour all his friends were either at work or sleeping. The voice kept calling his name, therefore he decided to turn back. He then saw a young woman dressed in a wedding dress whose face enlightened when seing him. She was about 25-26 years old,she had short blond hair and she was not very tall that is probably why she seemed to be rather fat.
The girl approached him and started talking. He was extremly surprised as her face did not say anything to him, she was a complete stranger to him. On the other hand the girl seemed very attached to him, and she acted as if she had known him for a lifetime. The man managed to get over his astonishement and began listening to what the woman said to him:
" Oh, my darling.I knew you would eventualy come! I've waited you for so long.you know,when I asked you to marry me I didn't think you would go through with it even though you said <Yes> right away. Oh.God bless your friend that invited me at his party!!! If it hadn't been for that party two weeks ago we would have never met and we wouldn't be getting married today!! Oh, I love you!!"
The man almost fainted, he could not believe it!! He had never seen that woman before and now he was marring her? Of course he remebered having gone to a party two weeks before, he had a few drinks but he didn't get drunk, he had fun, he talked to the people there.
"Jack, darling..?!"
"Oh, yes..'
"By the power invested me by God and the Church I now pronounce you husband and wife.You may kiss the bride"
